In Reply to: AE(American Express) Gliders posted by Mary on March 09, 2000 at 00:39:04:

Situations, and responses..

1.When you go into a restaurant and everyone sees you feeding your pocket.. (seems like a chi-chi commercial)
"I tell them it worked for my hubby's belly, I was hoping it would work for my breast, then I open the cover shirt and say "cool it is working" "

2.My favorite though must be when i am holding her rubbing her through my shirt.. it looks like I am rubbing my breast..
"I tell them I am just an old female checking to make sure my bady parts are still there"

3.I sag on one side.. makes me look like my great-grandma that has a masectomy
"I tell them, I am trying to see what my great grandma felt like in her last days with us"

4.once in a while, it looks as if I can't find my mouth with my drink (my shirt is wet..)
"I tell them, my breasts must be leaking, and it is on my belly, I say They sag that far.."

5.when I am in a public place and my breast starts moving..(her shifting)..
" Go into the alien thing... My god what is that did you see that? or pay it no mind, and tell them my doctor don't want to take any chances and remove it since he seen the movie Alien.."

When I have a crabby glider with me, the way everyones looks at me..
"I tell them my hubby has turretts and he used to be a vantrilaquist, so he makes everyone look at me.."

just to name a few..

Follow Ups:

• Those were great, very funny! :-) N/M Tanya 10:48:31 03/11/2000 (0)