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Capricorn Out Of Pouch date: December 22 - January 19
Capricorns spend their nights shredding gum trees because they, like, totaly love the flavor. Like, totaly.
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Aquarius Out Of Pouch date: January 20 - February 18
The Aquarius has a love of nature and loves to let the sun shine in.
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Pisces Out Of Pouch date: February 19 - March 20
This sign is known for its eating habits, with a favorite food often being pies, especially chicken and eucalyptus pies.
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Aries Out Of Pouch date: March 21 - April 19
Aries sugar gliders love meal worms and long arial glides through the tree tops. They enjoy classical music, such as Beetletoven and Mothtart.
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Taurus Out Of Pouch date: April 20 - May 20
The Taurus glider loves friendship and is often sighted posting on the internet forum GliderGossip.
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Gemini Out Of Pouch date: May 21 - June 21
Gemini have personality disorders. They think they're a Chihuahua dog and will bark like them.
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Cancer Out Of Pouch date: June 22 - July 22
Those born under the sign of Cancer tend to be very moody and grumpy. The Cancer sugar glider is known to be crabby.
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Leo Out Of Pouch date: July 23 - August 22
The Leo sugar glider is generally considered a coward but has been known to do courageous things, such as pooping on people's heads.
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Virgo Out Of Pouch date: August 23 - September 22
If you're Virgo, your lucky numbers for today is 4 and your lucky color is periwinkle.
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Libra Out Of Pouch date: September 23 - October 22
Those blessed with this sign are destined to marry well and move into a cozy tree hollow in a luscious logging-free eucalyptus forest.
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Scorpio Out Of Pouch date: October 23 - November 21
Scorpios do not marry well, but make great mothers. They often strike with speed and fury. Their behavior forms the basis for the martial art style
known as Glider Fu and is considered the deadliest style of martial art in the world.
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Sagittarius Out Of Pouch date: November 22 - December 21
The sagittarius is the most cerebral of all the signs and enjoys reading spy novels as well as sudoku puzzles.
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