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Subject: SUGAR GLIDERS!
Posted by YENTAR-KING OF THE APES on March 02, 1999 at 15:07:11:

Sugar Gliders are very fun to shoot with shot guns. Because shot guns are so powerfull, the furry little creatures seem to explode when shot. Where I live, there are abundant sugar gliders and I shoot many a day. You should all try it some time. One time, I used a high powered magnum and I had trouble finding all of the pieces. Rifles work very well as well. At one point, I found an injured sugar glider on the ground and I proceeded to beat it to death with a baseball bat. I find new ways to kill them everyday. One time, a sugar glider some how made its way into my house. I took the creature and scalped its entire body leaving only the new layer of skin. I then carried it deep into the ocean. Not only did the salt water sting, it making it howl in agony, but I let go of it meaning it floated up to the surface very fast. The gerastic changes in the preasure made it implode. It was a VERY flat creature. Please let me know if you come up with any other good ways to exterminate these annoying beasts.
Love,
Yentar


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