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Subject: Re: SUGAR GLIDERS!
Posted by KoRn on the Kob on March 02, 1999 at 15:13:37:

In Reply to: SUGAR GLIDERS! posted by YENTAR-KING OF THE APES on March 02, 1999 at 15:07:11:

: Sugar Gliders are very fun to shoot with shot guns. Because shot guns are so powerfull, the furry little creatures seem to explode when shot. Where I live, there are abundant sugar gliders and I shoot many a day. You should all try it some time. One time, I used a high powered magnum and I had trouble finding all of the pieces. Rifles work very well as well. At one point, I found an injured sugar glider on the ground and I proceeded to beat it to death with a baseball bat. I find new ways to kill them everyday. One time, a sugar glider some how made its way into my house. I took the creature and scalped its entire body leaving only the new layer of skin. I then carried it deep into the ocean. Not only did the salt water sting, it making it howl in agony, but I let go of it meaning it floated up to the surface very fast. The gerastic changes in the preasure made it implode. It was a VERY flat creature. Please let me know if you come up with any other good ways to exterminate these annoying beasts.
: Love,
: Yentar

Yes, I know a COOL way to exterminate Sugar Gliders. Use a rifle
and when the gliders are hit, they fly millions of feet forward.
try hitting them in the leg so they can't move, then run them over
and crack their skulls!!!!

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