I was at Sea World once and was watching the lone orca swimming around when I excited;y call my son over saying "look she's having a baby!" The education guy looked a bit confused and came over to tell me there was no baby coming out just the baby maker. Good thing I am not a prude case what came out was like size of a Clydesdale and part of the wagon.
Glad I didn't see the peepee till after reading about male gliders. First week he was stressed so didn't want to stress him more by trying to figure out if was a girl or boy. First time he fell asleep in my hand still in
the bonding pouch he was on his back spread out like a kid in the parent's bed. Was like yup that's a boy, remembered the only joke I ever hear in German and then tried to interpret and totally loses it's funny when translated but it made me giggle seeing am old German lady looking at him sprawled out saying knowingly "Ohh; Eier,Eier,Eier !!!!"