....you worry if you're going to get a call from the apartment people reminding you that dogs aren't allowed....at three am.

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Originally posted by Ahsaehr

...you have a sink full of dishes that you put on the counter so you can wash their bowls

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That is our place EVERY night! Glider dishes come first of course but then they get their dinner before anyone else in the house. The dog gets peeved with the priority levels in our house.

You know you're a glider-neck when.... You make a big glider play tube by punching out the bottom of piggly wiggly shopping bags and duct-taping them together and then try to crawl through it with them.....

your clothes are smelly from various glider funk... and you just don't care

when you turned you're closet into a playpen for you're gliders, and really don't mind that they use your clothes as a toilet just as much as they do their cage

Since you don't have a tent...you turn your downstairs 1/2 bathroom into a glider playroom...(company thinks your crazy as does your husband)

when your up at 1 am cooking a five corse meal, that could feed an army but everyone in the house is sleeping and it's not for them anyway!

when you give your gliders your bedroom for a playroom just keeping one corner for your bed

When you have to put your group on Yahoo on HOLD "OPPS CRITTER IS UP AND STIURRING, BRB FEEDING MY GLIDER"

You look for a suggie toy known as a run about ball cause lots have told you they are great, you finally find one, you buy that and a few other things then when you get home you look at the receipt and realize you spent $68.78 JUST ON THE BALL. no wonder Im always broke!

When you start understanding what your glider is "saying" to you.

You start "saying" things to other people using glider baby-talk (LOL)

...you tell your children not to eat the exotic fruit because its for the gliders.

...when your talking to someone new your trying to figure out how to work the Sugar Glider topic into the conversation.

...you take a interstate trip with a friend you met on a glider forum to hook up with another person you met here in the chat room.

...your husband has to join glider chat to talk to you, even though he is sitting beside you. (He really did)

...it starts to get noticeable that you are missing family conversations cause you have one eye in the chat room all day.

...you are coming home from work in the middle of the day to check your posts and PM's.

...you hijack stuff off of one sugar glider forum website to put onto another.

...you annoyingly create a new sugar glider forum for no reason and tell everyone it's going to be better than the others.

when you call some one in the middle of the night to tell them what your glider is doing and they ask are you crazy it is the middle of the night. my poor daughter who knows how many calls she may get.

also when you look at all kinds of stuff and think i could make a realy good glider toy out of that no matter that it might be your husbands denture cup

...you enjoy nothing more than to watch your 5 suggies play hotpotato with a single yogurt drop.

...you cant help but to check on your mealworm farm two to six times a day in order to rescue pupae.

.....suggies eat mealworms in your shirt and you are ok with that.

You scavenge at garage sales for toys for your suggies.....
You ask other people to look at garage sales for toys.....
You beg your husband to look at the flea markets for baby toys.......
You tell your family that all of the fruit that is in a certain drawer belongs to the gliders..and their ok with that!

....the only time you get the sewing machine out is to make pouches for the Sugar Gliders.

you laugh your head off when your glider face hugs your parents or friends, and dont even bother to help get him off!

LOL Rita-I still can't do that...poop-yes...worms-no LOL

... you taste their food first to make sure it's good enough

..........When your best friend asks you to get a toy for there dog while at the toy store and you come back you bought your gliders a toy!! LOL! Has happend to me!!

When you buy a sewing machine that you dont know how to use just to make suggie pouches

You take hard bites contintinually from protective daddy gliders so you can see the babies... ....and then show off the scars....

...when you are planning on crashing the nearby glider gathering with 5 people wearing full-on sugar glider costumes spraying silly string onto everybody.

woah kazko that's pretty hard core. We'll call that: "you know you're an EXTREME Glider-Neck when..." :-)