You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You feel compelled to post progress reports on their diet, their size and the color of their poo...

You know your a glider-neck when...

your not that suprized that Lucky's day is all about glider... not one bit. :D

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You've developed a standard list of alternate reasons why you have so many cuts, scrapes and wounds all over you...

You know your a glider-neck when you go to take a shower and think nothing of the cage trays, toys and other glider stuff in there with you.

Your family doctor insists that you see a specialist about that rash you have all the time on your chest and arms. He just looks at you funny while you tell him about the creature that lives in your bra. (yes, this to happened)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The nursery thinks your constant requests for pruned bits and parts from flowering plants is a little weird.

when your glider poops on you and you don't care. you would if your best Friend did though

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Everything's important when it comes to your gliders. everything.

What's your "everything"???

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You study peoples' faces to try to figure out what they would look like as a possum. We tell ours apart by how much white is behind their ears [hee hee], how pushed-in or flat their nose is, how fat their face is, how long the whiskers are sticking out from aroud their eyes.... Hair (fur) color, length of stripe down their back [hee hee]....

when coming home from the hosptal and your wife set and play with the furbutts more then talking to you

Now. Bruce!!! You have been with Patsy for a couple of weeks now and she is missing her babies. Its time to share her!!! And who better to share her with! They will certainly cheer her up!

Hey Bruce, I can relate. Some of the gliders prefer one of us over the other and just like the gliders get jealous of one another, that emotion does not overlook us.... :-)

When you've officially ticked off the bride and groom of the wedding you're attending, along with the best man (my husband) in Vegas so that you can find a way meet up with your Suggie friends! (Yes, I'm still badgering them and my husband for a schedule)

Kyro...it could be worse you could be having Rhea make you a special wedding pouch to take your babies to the WEDDING...White satin with pearls and little silk flowers on the outside.....the poor bride would NOT be the center of attention and your husband and his best friend could end up not speaking.....sharing you with your chat room buddies for an hour or so could look alot better if they think about it

OMG Roz LMAO!! Don't give me any ideas!!

yeah that is a great idea, with the pearls and all. Like they haven't heard enough about gliders already and hooking up in Vegas with other glider crazy people :-)

When you stick a peice of avocado down your shirt for your bra babies - before remembering you left them at home!

Now, that's really funny, Mel!!!!

LOL Mel!!! At least it wasn't mealies! Bruce, how's Patsy??

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You can't wait for holidays so you can catch up on your glider posts...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....
Your sad that school now has started, and you cant read glider posts through out the day anymore.

...when you come home during your break between classes for a nap (since you were up all night with your suggie) but end up reading all of these instead!

time to get back to class! lol

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You jump for joy that a meeting has been cancelled at work so you can check on your gliderneck friends...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You find yourself counting hundreds of bee pollen granuels to do a pollen comparison between diets...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your mad at yourself for not writing down a perfect Glider-neck post at school, cause now you forgot it.. XD

You know you're a glider-neck when:
The first thing you check on your computer for the day is this website before your important email.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You can smell the difference between your colonies...

You know your a glider-neck when your loving husband tells you "baby the gliders are keeping me up all night, can't we do something different at night with them?" And you do what any loving wife would do, you keep the gliders in the room with you and make your husband go to another room! That will teach him to complain about my babies.

Good answer!!! that is what i would have done.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You stick your hand in the nesting box and can tell who's who by the way they bite