LOL!
...When you go to the store and the check out clerk looks at all the babyfood jars and asks what day care you run!

Oh boy, Rheasha... That's hard core.
Anyone else that committed?????
I mean, I can't top that... :-)

But Angie, it's more than a daycare... It's also a sleep-over camp you're running :-)

LOL, so true!

Oh man, I want one,but then my husband would kill me

Rheasha, that's so cool! Is it new? I'd say that's glider-neck"ish" alright...LOL

hahah I love it too! I just got it on Thursday, it's starting to sorta flake and itch like crazy for the healing process. The guy did a great job though.

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Originally posted by Ahsaehr

You get a sugar glider tattoo that you know a few other people may have, but you simply don't care because this tattoo is not about unique-ness its about how these little boogers became part of you.

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wow.. that is awesome... I want one..lol

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You keep stuffing edible/destroyable objects in drawers and forget where everything is because of it...

You know your a glider-neck when you do voice overs for your babies, saying what you think they would be saying if they could talk. I do it all the time. The other night Jaz was out playing and when my husband put her up she was mad. Running all around the cage and she kept jumping on the front looking at Jason, I said "daddy,daddy please let me out" when he wouldn't she jumped on her wheel and started running like crazy so I said "fine if you won't let me out I'll just run away" Jason thinks it's funny. I think I'm losing it!!!

Tinkertoy your crazy.... lol
Lucky i stuff so much stuff in my drawers that theres not much room for clothes lol
its so funny cause all of this stuff is so true im glad im not the only glider addict in here
My name is Natalie and ive been a glider addict for 6 months now....

If i was at a glider rehab center, this would be my statement-- "My name is Sami and ive been a glider addict for 6 months now....And i dont give a hoot!"

hahaha. i think mine would be "Hello my name is Mary, I am a glider-addict. my money has gone down,i have no free time for myself and im full of bruises and scratches. and guess what, I DONT CARE!"

Natalie, the only difference is this "support group" does not encourage recovery.... :-)

At least there's not much denial either! Tinkertoy, that's hilarious!

he he heeee, I've got bunkmates in this little asylum we call glider world....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

No one but other glider owners laugh at your stupid jokes... Everyone else just hang their heads and shake them slowly... and scurry away so they don't have to talk to you....

...you leave for two nights and find that you are actually more worried for your mealworm farm than for your gliders. Then you wonder if most of America would think you were crazy for having buckets of worms in the livingroom just to please your furry keeps.

...you laugh and introspect for a bit when you catch yourself baby talking to the inside of a cage. And then you keep doing it...

If people look at you funny because you have a lump
When your chest looks oddly lop sided. HA
When you are use to carrying 2 purses
when you get caught checking your purse a 100 times and sneaking food in it at a restaurant

When each of your suggies has there very own theme song
!!!!
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard and there like...
They call me mr. boombastick baby fantastic.....Mr RO RO Romantic....
I'm to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts...

I just saw that tat soooooooo sweeeeeet I'm gonna draw me up one definetely!

LOL Grauglider! I'm too sexy is one of the theme songs for ours too!! LMAO!

Ya I bet all suggies are dead sexay

Hey Reasha; Love the glider tattoo. I started to get one but I was afraid that when I got old and in a nursing home, gravity would take over and make it look like stretched out possum or something.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You are so disgusted when people don't know what one is and when someone says "flying squirrel" you yell RODENT!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You just can't get to sleep unless you post a gliderneck thingy. Goodnight :-)

You know your a gliderneck when..........

You can't stop coming up with ideas on what to post the next day! I wonder who that could be! lol just messing with you lucky!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You add gliderneck posts while your hair dries between showers. What showers? The ones you have to take between separate playtimes with separate colonies so the scent from one doesn't make the others all bitey...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

This is your day:
1. Retrieve gliders from scattered nesting spots and return to cage
2. Clean cage, remove old food, refresh water
3. Clean up after the party animals (pick up poop scrub pee)
4. Cry about or repair furniture damage
5. Put on bandaids
6. Check .com site for messages and posts
7. Read about gliders in new book(s)
8. Calcuate ratios and jot down glider grocery list
9. Go to grocery store for papaya, blackberries, honey, etc.
10. Order bee pollen from AU on line.
11. Sew a pouch
12. Work on nutritive value spreadsheet
13. Go to pet store and make sure gliders are being properly fed and housed
14. Check to see if any gliders are up and want to play
15. Call vet about (glider) poo color
16. Stop at thrift shop for glider toy bargains
17. Stop at Petsmart for bugs
18. Check to see if any gliders are up and want to play
19. Mix up a batch of slop for gliders.
20. Make some blended fruits for freezing
21. Check to see if any gliders are up and want to play
22. Check posts and PMs
23. Prepare glider dinners
24. Feed gliders
25. Pull on protective NBA shooting sleeves, put on hat
25. Let gliders out to play
26. Sit to be groomed and bark-stripped
27. Try out new toys and cry if they don't play with them
28. Shower and change clothes for next colony
29. Sit to be groomed and bark-stripped
30. Try out new toys and cry if they don't play with them
31. Rearrange cage while they are out playing
32. Check posts and PMs
33. Try to sleep a little