You know you are a glider addict when you buy a new home because it has a big enough yard to house several aviaries for the Sugar Gliders.

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Originally posted by Jett

You know you are a glider addict when you buy a new home because it has a big enough yard to house several aviaries for the Sugar Gliders.

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only several? come on Jett, imagine the whole yard carefully designed with LOTS of aviaries :)

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only several? come on Jett, imagine the whole yard carefully designed with LOTS of aviaries :)

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Ok, Ok the whole yard full of aviaries, but don't tell my husband I'm already calling the dog run the Wombat run.

LOL, these are hilarious.
agentspades, the one about your boyfriend finding you half asleep with gliders in your hair just about made me spit my pop all over my desk.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You don't throw spent chewing gum away in the trash any more...

[Our furbutts are trash raiders and drag out the messiest stuff to play with. Now we empty the trash constantly becuase of this...]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Getting out the wall paint to cover suggie food splatter is a monthly ritual

When everyone sees me sitting on the couch with a hoodie on, they say "you have the babies?" and I say "yep" and I get away with not having to get up and do things because "mommy has the babies-she can't!" LOL :)

...when you and 4 others spend the day at Canton First Monday Trades Days pinning up flyers about where to go for help with that brand new 'oh so cute' glider that someone just bought for their 8 yr old

....when you spend part of that day stalking the Custom Cage Works booth handing out those flyers and TAPING ONE OVER THEIR SIGN THAT CALLS THEM A PERFECT POCKET PET!!!

...when you spend part of that day hunting ppl down and coming across ppl that bought these animals not knowing any better, putting ice in a water bottle and putting it in the OPEN TO SUNLIGHT 'cage' for some poor little almost dehydrated and prolly going blind little male that is more than likely never going to get neutered, then taping what ever paper you can find (in this case the 'care sheets' that CCW hands out) over said open cage to block as much sun as you can....

....standing in the blistering sun trying to crash educate ppl that just bought them to be told
a. "Oh yeah, I already knew that...." (then why did you buy from them you moron?)
B. "What did we just get into?"

....standing in that same blistering sun, sustaining a sun burn, and managing to convince a mom and daughter pair to get online ASAP so we can help

oh there's more, but I'm exhausted. I passed out around 7 and woke up about 45 min ago.... links to pics soon tho...

OH and Samantha86 went with us!!!! LOOOVE her!

wow! if that doesn't qualify you as a supreme Gliderneck, nothing does...

Were you able to "reach" these people and educate them? If you need support in following up with any of them let us know...

when you walk in the local store and they ask about your babies and want you to bring them in so they can see how big they are getting.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You keep rearranging furniture for the gliders so they don't get bored with the layout...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Spare suggie cages alternate between quarentine and wild bird feeders

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

you buy rep-cal multi and calcium w/D3 to see how far 3.2 and 4.1 oz containers fill a cup - but don't intend to use it - just measure it for nutritional analysis (BML this time)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

You measure distance by how far your suggies can glide:
That's a joey glide away. That's a daddy glide away...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You are so happy that the "biter" in your crew stops drawing blood and only dispatches painful bites now.

you spend over two years researching and studying gliders and you don't even own any...yet.
You flunked out of math but try despretly to understand Ca:Ph ratios that make your head spin.

You Know You're a Glider Neck When:

You buy the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds. And take the time to pick the slivered almonds out for your suggies.

mmm honey bunches of oats... lol

oh Rita that is too funny - like counting out pollen grains...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The house is all a-twitter because it's... nail clipping day!!!

when u freak out when ur 6 year old sis steps anywhere in your room while there out

when u freak out when ur 6 year old sis steps anywhere in your room while there out

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You are so proud of the new joeys' dexterity and curiosity that you're not even mad when they carefully strip your computer keyboard of virtually every working key...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

A friend visits from New Zealand and you put him to work assembling rescue cages

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your suggies wake you up at 4:00 AM with barking and aggressive grooming so you just stay up and start your day.

When you go to a restaurant and find a worm in your baked potato and say "I wish the babies were here!" instead of gagging.

Did that really happen!?!? eww lol worms in my food...*shivers*...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

When you see this and this excites you


<--me running around the store with fleece in my hands LOL

Unfortunately, it did happen.

Kylah so did you take the worm home for them? :-)

I thought about it but they all thought I was crazy as it was for not being grossed out so I thought I'd better not ask for a "suggie bag". LOL