Well I guess like you said, not being totally grossed out with a worm in your food because you're thinking of the suggies means you're a Glider-Neck!

you know you are a glider neck when you are shopping and you getbits of different green vegs to let, your gliders try befor buying a buch of them.or you buy just enough for one meal and the cashier looks a you like you are crazy for buying 15 cents worth

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You finally break down and get that 12.2 megapixel camera because you want better closeups of your gliders.

I will preface this by saying...Yes, we eat out too much. We were at TGIFridays last night and they have this REALLY good dessert with angel food cake and fruit. (I get it w/o the chocolate) It came and I just looked at the plate for a minute (because the fruit was cut into PERFECT size pieces) and my husband says, "Are you kidding me? We have fruit at home for them! Eat it!" I told him I couldn't believe he knew what I was thinking. It was pretty humorous. LOL

I guess you know you're a glider-neck when both you and your mate start thinking glider-like and neither of you can help it!!!!

You know your a glider-neck when you smell so much like a sugar glider that your male sugar glider decides that you need to be groomed as well...

True story..I was at the flea market with my babies when in Ohio..and they were sitting on my shoulder in the glider booth that I use to go to there..and the little boy was grooming my neck for 10 minutes..and his mate was on top of him licking him too. It was the cutest thing ever!

Your designing a new cage when your not even done with the one you started 2 days ago.

Whats a glider booth?

It is a licensed breeder that had a booth at the flea market in the town that I lived in in Ohio. I just called it a glider booth. Heh.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Work is getting to be an annoyance because it interrupts your glider obsessing

I fully understand that one, Ed!!! Kinda of scary, isn't it?

When you run out of yoggies and end going to the all night Wal-Mart at 2 AM to by yogurt covered raisins so the little devils can eat the yogurt off then literally throw the raisin at you.

Yeah, Rita it is scary. And for some reason I have taken the even scarier step of showing off pictures of them during web-based conferences. Some are charmed and others just think I'm weird....

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I guess you know you're a glider-neck when both you and your mate start thinking glider-like and neither of you can help it!!!!

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You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

You refer to your wife /husband /life parter as your "mate".

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

You go into the petstore and the employees rush up to you and start trying to look down your shirt (Not even kidding)

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

You get a Banana and Strawberry smoothie (Dairy free of course) and start dipping you finger in it them sticking it down you shirt in the middle of the food court. (Happened to me today)

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

Your white bra is now yellow in the middle where the babys sleep but you dont want to wash it becuase it wont smell like them anymore.

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

Since you got your suggies youve spent almost 100 $ on new shirts, and each one of them has had the built in bra, so your suggies dont fall out!

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

Your mother is finaly able to take you seriously, even when your clevage in moving about.

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

Your mother no longer complains about getting pooped on and now just flicks it into the trash herself.

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

When you got to page 6 you started saying "Ok one more page!" And ending up reading to page 20 and then posting yourself.

And now it's 3:31 am and I have class in less then 6 hours.

I would say Tiggerific is a SUPER GLIDER NECK!!!!!!

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

Your mother stops waking you when one escapes and now knows just to put it back in the cage and lock the door.

You see a cafeteria lady chopping up fruit and wonder if you could convince them to hire you and pay you in scraps.

You used to worry about the way you look, and now dont care if your breasts are very lumpy looking.

You wair the absolutly ugliest shirt becuase it has the best and most comfortable (for the suggies) built in bra.

(Forgot one)

You know your a Glider-Neck when ..

You bring a baggie full of grapes whereever you go. (Great to keep them full AND hydrated and dont go bad as easy as apples) And dont worry about the funny looks people give you when you pull out the neck of your shirt and randomly drop one into your clevage.

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Ko, no just smart! Wow you can keep one to hand down to family members and the other one is an investment. If you ever want to sell it let me know... :-)

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Sadly I have a copy at home and a copy at work ! Yes my work PC also has a lovely glider desktop!

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OMG. mine is a slide show on my screen saver

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Ko that is so true!!!!

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My work colleagues think Im mad.

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mine do too. i think they mostly ignore me anymore. and my son leaves the room when i start talking about them. hmmmmm that could come in handy. lol

You know you're a glider neck when after working at Mcdoalds for two weeks they already know to have a Fruit and Walnut Salad ready for you when you leave, and they know it's not for you.


(Seriously good. Has apples, grapes, and Yogart. I eat the Walnuts.)

when you walk around for four days with little blankets in your bra so your babies will smell you and be more comfortable while they take a five hour flight.

LOL..you're flying your suggies to the Virgin Islands...that's gliderneck material alone!!

You tell your brother and his wife that you can no longer go to India for a month because you couldn't bare to be away from your suggies!!

When you give that pouty look because your significant other is on ebay and you really want to get on and check glidergossip.... :) it worked!!!