Oh yeah, you got it big time... you is a glider-neck

when your wife kicks you out of bed to make room for the babys

I's a Glider Necks! Wit a bunch of notherdowells *makes buck teeth-err- sugar glider face* XD

You might be a glider neck if your sugar babies have their own TV in their room and they bark at 3am you know they want you to come and turn their TV on. You answer them by saying "I'm coming babies" as if they understand you.

when you won't allow your husband to take a job in a different state because suggies are not legal.

After being up for 17 hours working,cleaning cages,fixing dinners(skin & fur family)an hour and a half in tent you finally fall into the bed and as you fall asleep you remember you didn't put the clap on a cage door and you drag your self into their room,lock door, which calls for another round of mealies.

As reading these posts you completely understand and laugh so hard because its all so true.

tinkertoy - they do understand you. And don't forget the remote!

cokegirl23 - sounds like you have your priorities right and your man on a short leash! :-)

Esthersmom - oh yeah, it's true all right, that's what makes us crazy... :-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The shape, size and color of each glider's poop is valid chit chat in your household

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

An employee at work offers you a fruit and you accept and eat one and then feel guilty for not saving it for the suggies....

*hides*

Oh Drakkie, that is hilarious! Maybe you need to vulcanize your pockets so you can stuff food in there periodically....

XD!!!!

It was a juicy peach! lmao they wouldve loved it!

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

Instead of cup size you try to reckon how may gliders can fit between 'em

You know your a glider neck when your up at 5am with cell phone in hand recording your babies barking so can take it to work and let ALL your co-workers listen to how cute it is. TRUE STORY. My friends thought it was baby puppies and could not understand why I would be up at 5am recording them.

LOL I woke up one morning at 3am calling my mother so she could hear them LOL!

All of these are really great, I wish we could make a book.

You know when we're glider necks when...

this topic actucally went up to 134 posts lol

keep posting - so we will write a book. It's not that hard. I've written lots of them. The trick is to get lots of people to donate content... :-)

What books have you written!? *curious*

17, but mostly technical. Like "Understanding the Voice Enabled Internet" and "Client Server Computer Telephony" and "The UnPBX: The Complete Guide to the New Breed of Communications Servers."

But none of that compares to writing (and reading) here.... This is by far a lot more fun!!!!

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

As a man you start putting the toilet seat down without your wife telling you to....

LOL Yay for Gail on that one! :P lol

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

You run to their cage when there's thunder outside just to tell them everything's gonna be OK...

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

You don't care what's on TV

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

You stalk the exterminator around the house, making sure he stays away from the "glider room" - even after telling him like 18 times to leave that room alone...

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

You spend more on their food, toys and food than you do on yourself

Lucky! You guys already proved that you're glider necks!!! actucally you guys might be actucal gliders!!!! go glide! lol

You Know You're a Glider Neck when...

You run out of towels.... because they're all jammed under doors

Drakkie we'd love to be gliders but then no one would be left to feed us...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You know that one of the Cook Islands herbivores is the Sugar Glider and that they eat Frangipani flowers there....

True....well....you'd be overgrown gliders who can open fridge doors! =)! then you can order fruits and such online! hehehe