You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

They all look soooo cute - even though they all really look alike...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The first thing you say to your spouse when you wake up is:
"'Mornin' hun... where are my babies....."

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're on the phone with your boss and he hears "waagh waggh wahhg awaghgh whaggg" and you say it's just interference.

You know you're a glider-neck when...... Everyone at church asked to see your grandbabies even though you only have one child that's a teenager.

that is just too funny... especially how understanding they are of your "affliction" :-) that's a keeper for sure!!!!!!!!

You Know You're A Glider Neck When....

You are seriously considering removing all your clothes from a huge, expensive Armoire in your bedroom - thinking what a wonderful place it would be to store the suggie's toys, pouches, etc.

you know your a glider neck when...

You wake up from a nap: Dreaming about a sugar gliders taking over the world, and think, will that ever happen? ha ha -->True story!

when you have phantom movement in your bra and theres no one there.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You embed pictures of your suggies in PowerPoint files as an icebreaker for boring presentations to colleagues and customers....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The last 293 pictures you've taken include no human subjects...

Tinkertoy i do have my babies recorded on my phone to and I make everyone listen to how cute my babies sound. They ask my how my kids are doing (no kids just glides) and make fun of me asking if i need to go home and check on them. yeah we are crazy. Your might be a glider neck if you start laughign for no apparent reason and when they ask you what is so funny you start in with my glider did this .....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Everyone knows enough to ask about the gliders first, spouse second...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You buy baby name books... for your gliders....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You wish you were a kid again so you can do suggie show 'n tell at school...

Esthersmom! ! Thats a good one! XD!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're doing business with Australians and you rave about sugar gliders and they say "huh?" and you go on and on about how they are endangered and losing their homes and how come they don't know that, blah blah blah. And they're thinking: "Holy dooley! There's an Earbashing Dinky-di yank for ya."

When you sound the gliders call ,your'll get up ,look them and hold them.
when you taste everything before give them.(Except mealworm&cricket)
when you can remember your suggies'birth but cant remember your friends or rerative'birth
When you go shopping you'll find something to used with your suggies in the baby shop
When you late cos' you spend time to find them before go out.

When you set your suggies'photo blackground/wallpaper on your computer/mobile phone.

When your husband threatens to shut off your internet because you keep finding new suggie toys..and new suggies everytime you are on the computer!!
When your husband complains because you are putting to many miles on the car to go pick up new babies.
When you borrow your mother's car to go pick up a new baby..true..I go tomorrow to pick up a new baby. Husband didn't want me use our vehicle so I borrowed my mommies!!
When all your neighbors ask you "Do you have any new pets?" and the answer is usually "Yes!"
When you get excited that school is starting soon, so you can take them in for show and tell!!
When you spend every waking moment thinking of a new name for your new baby glider.
When you "tell a story" to you husband, saying that someone is "giving" you a glider..instead of saying you are paying for it.
When you can tell the difference between all your gliders and don't understand how everyone else thinks they look the same.
When you can't understand why people freak out when the glider poops or pees on them..It washes off!

When you don't even notice the funny looks because you keep looking in your shirt and bra..and giggling

When you brings tacks and material (to tack to the wall) with you to a hotel while your away for the weekend, so your suggies will have a good time too.



When you get ready to go and realize your suggies bag is bigger then yours.

when you go to guitar class and realize you forgot yur glider was sleeping in your book bag, luckily the teachers awesome.

when you get the paypal bill and your parents are ready to strangle you because its all glider toys.

you know your a glider-Neck when

You carrrythem around with you
everywhere and you go into a
library and they start crabbing

when they are being a bra baby and start to get restless for a snack and you hand them a mealie IN THE BRA before you realize what you've done

when you keep checking this board to see if there is any new funny posts!

that's hard core sugarnanny

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You insist that business associates meet at your house instead of other cities or hotels, etc.,,,,,,, so you can show off your suggies!!!!!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

People stare at grooming scars on your arms and you are so tired of explaining the suggies that you just let them thing you're a junkie

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

One of your males scents and grooms a few of his cagemates and you say "what am I, chopped liver???"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Visitors say: "What's that smell???"
And you Say: "Didn't you hear Jovan Musk Cologne is making a comeback???"