I have actually always liked that cologne.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You see (human) baby picutures and just can't conjure the same kind of compliments you used to be able to ......

Rita, that's right and now you have a cover story :-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your kids say; "Gee mom, you never took that long to prepare any of our meals..."

Wow okay 7 pages of comments. That is really glider addicted! And who made the most posts in these 7 pages?! Hmmm...???

Gee! I wonder?

two guesses but I think you could get it in one......lol



We love
luckyglider ;)

aww shucks, I hope not just because I'm openly sicker then you :-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

One of your gliders crawls down your back and falls asleep there... And instead of brushing him off - you just don't lean back all day because you don't want to wake him... (lest the little prince be disturbed.)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're staring at a big bowl of almonds but only take one, because you feel guilty about taking any more than your gliders are allowed to eat in one week...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your boss feels compelled to ask if you are working today...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You ask guests not to make any sudden, jerky movements.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You aks guests if they mind being pooped on...

And You Know They're Glider-Neck's When They Say "no"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Fur coats make you cry even though they are not made from suggies...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Reading classifieds make you cry

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You always have a cuter pet story to tell then your neighbors and they stop inviting you over...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Faucets have baby botties with rubber bands stopping them up....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

No one at work has a clue what you're rambling about most of the time...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

you get into more arguments with other suggie owners about your version of proper husbandry than you get into arguments with anyone else anywhere any time about any other topic - ever.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You forgot what your favorite TV show was

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You keep the USDA ACI inspector captive in your house for hours bending his ear about each and every glider and don't let him leave until he's seen all their baby pictures.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You accept a pouch full of gliders in bed with as much joy as breakfast in bed.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You get really mad when the olympic committee rejects "Extreme Grooming" as a new sport

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

people all start looking the same, but you can tell gliders apart

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You brag endlessly about your gliders, but then discourage the people you're bragging to from actually getting any...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're introduced by a friend to an acquaintence and your friend nods knowingly in your direction and the new person says in a hushed tone "oooo this is the one...."

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You are all of the sudden quick to defend the "cat lady" down the street and no longer snicker about her with your friends....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The owners of your local pet store roll their eyes when you walk in and tell you the animal care inspector has already been in this week...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You call in sick becuase the morning head count was off by one and you spend the day ripping the house apart

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You spend twice as much on extra carpet padding in the remote chance you step on a glider and it'll keep from killing him

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You say prayers at night for the person who invented the new anti-bactierial super-hot setting on your new LG washing machine