You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You send letters complaining to publishers that their glider books have not made "books on tape" status...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Hello Kitty is just not quite as cute anymore

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You log on to hotel PCs in the lobby to look at your album when you miss your gliders when traveling - much to the chagrin of people who want to print out their boarding passes. Hey! Priorities I say to them!!!!! Suggies rule!!!!!!

You know your a glider-neck when you can totally block out all the noise your gliders are making and go soundly to sleep but can't do the same with your spouses snoring. hehe!! Sorry, hubbie. I still love him.

You know your a glider-neck when you give your suggies blackberries for the first time,and they love them, only to wake up the next morning to find it all over your walls, carpet and their cage and your response is that's ok babies with a smile on your face. Won't do that again

Great "gliderneck" posts Marie! Hey, Gail has a little trick for you that might be good... We use fleece or cheap pillow cases to clip on the outside of the cage right next to their food dish. We do a lot of blending and their diet has "slop" in it that they love to fling... The material catches a lot of it and it makes it easier to offer messy food that way...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

What started out as a few posts and PMs turns into a marathon and you glance at the clock and see it's 2:15 AM and forgot to go to sleep.....
(Yes, boss I know I look like hell... I just couldn't sleep)

You take toys away from your other pets for new suggie toys.

the Emergency care cage that is housing an injured glider is blocking the tv that your Wii is conected to, and you forget you had one.

you know your a glider-neck when you give your glider avacado for the first time and dont mind getting it thrown at you, in fact you think its funny.

when you stop wearing perfume so your babies will always know you by smell.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You hold it in during bathroom breaks at a conference so you can check your suggies PMs here instead....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You say, yes that's a very nice (kitten, puppy, etc.) and tell me how long has it been out of pouch???

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

you are away and call home like this:

"Yeah, hi hon, doin' OK? Yes I miss you, but how are my babies"
or
"HI, how are my babies??? oh and you too sweetheart...."
or
"Glider report please"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

you do book reports on new glider publications (hee hee)

You know your a glider-neck when your up at 2am coming up with ideas for You know your a glider-neck;)

You know your a glider-neck when you have your shirt off (guys only) when your friends come over and see the scratches on your back, you know what their thinking and you don't even try to explain. Hubbie came up with that one. (hehe)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You go to Amazon.com and search on "sugar glider" and buy virtually everything that gets a hit....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You don't tell your neighbors what you have in the house because it's our little secret...

your out in the middle of the day with an empty coffee can looking for free range cricketts in the yard and your neighbors dont have the nerve to ask what you are doing.......

everyone else is grossed out by all the cricketts at Mcdonalds and your thinking " free suggie protien"

ooooooo... im still grossed out by cricketts. Our old teacher had an iguana, which ate them, and the crickets would escape! I swear i had like 15 land on my head, and millions on my desk with in that year.

You know your a glider neck when you skip your soaps to play with the gliders

You know your a glider neck when you skip out on things so that you won't have to leave your gliders!!

postalguysa, tell them you are cleaning up the mess from their dog and will they please keep it in their yard...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You keep missing appointments and forgetting "honey do" items because you are so busy with gliders....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You start looking for a 12-step glider program...
"Hi, my name is Ed, and I am a gliderneck"

Ed, That last one cracked me up. How true is that. I will join if you get it up and going.

Yep, and we can write an anonymous book of "stories" from this post and yak about them over too many cigarettes and gallons of coffee.....

[actually I smoke cigars (Ed not Gail)
.... BUT NOT NEAR THE SUGGIES]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You make more friends on sugarglider.com in two months than you did in four years of high school...
:-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You say: "that's my little baby" even as they are biting you....