You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You spend an hour preparing and packaging glider slop for them to eat and lovingly freeze perfectly sized portions.... and then gulp a 1 minute hotpocket for yourself...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're on the phone and you keep putting the caller on hold because you thought you heard the cutest little chichi chichi sound....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your new bottlebrush plant you got special for the gliders is a bare stick.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You wonder why Walt Disney could have possibly picked a lousy mouse over a suger glider....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You don't hug people real hard any more when greeting them for fear you might squish a suggie in your pocket - even when there isn't one in your pocket.... [phantom suggie reaction]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You consider working on a dictionary of glider sounds and actions and then your spouse tells you to get a life instead....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Jeff Foxwothy calls asking for material

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You have nightmares and the bad guys are holding your suggies hostage, not your kids....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You fall asleep with your hands over your ears to discourage over-grooming

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Only GIANT mealies will do.... forget the regular ones....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Radical two-tone punky hairdos with dark stripes down the middle are suddenly not so disgusting.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

earrings are a thing of the past

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You have clothes yes, but then you also have "Gliderwear"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Puppies just arnt as cute as joeys

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You wonder how you got along at all before gliders... [remember those days?]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your ringtone is a glider crabbing....

[no I don't really have one but if any of you glidernecks do I will be eternally grateful for a hook-up]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your novelty t-shirt with the arrow says: "I'm with crabby"

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Originally posted by s.iker

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Puppies just arnt as cute as joeys

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Ain't that the truth and they can't glide either!!!!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Vacation is from midnight to dawn

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Not only does your PC have glider wallpaper but you insist everyone in the family follow suit...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

When you go shopping, you pick up everything you can for the gliders, get home and relize you were supposed to go shopping for food, for the family!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

A "no shoes" policy is in effect at your home. Just in case you are able to avoid stepping on a glider cuz you can't feel their fur unless you have bare feet....

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Originally posted by s.iker

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

When you go shopping, you pick up everything you can for the gliders, get home and relize you were supposed to go shopping for food, for the family!

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Reminds me of "Jack and the Beanstalk"... You came home with WHAT!!!!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You start substituting gliders for other animals in Monty Python skits.... and they are even funnier....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You imagine all Glider lovers will be on the "A" ark

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You check the water before you sit....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You bribe "green airplane" owners for their GLDR1 vanity plates

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

"all you can eat" buffet has a whole new meaning

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You start "scoring" glides

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You cry when someone else's glider is hurting or dies