You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're crazy enough to think you know what they're saying
[oh jeez, note the word "saying" - how sick is that]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

When your sitting here reading the glider-neck posts, Smiling and nodding your head, and agreeing on all of them!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You ask your gliderneck friends for advice on non-glider things because you trust them more than anyone else....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You stop chasing crickets out of the house...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You hold the phone up to the glidrs' cage for minutes at a time so you traveling spouse can hear barking from afar...

... you work tirelessly for ten years to produce the worlds first sugar glider levitating machine!

WARNING: If operated too long, the radiation will make your head hurt and the sugar glider will start to boil.

<patent pending>

Oh Terry how can anyone top that!!!!! :-)

You are a gliderneck king!!!!

You know your a glider-neck when your husband has been on the computer for hours and you want to get on glider gossip so you resort to a language he now understands to get your way "tst tst tst" not getting a response you work yourself up to "crabbing" and he finally gets the point and gives up the computer. hehehe

You know your a glider-neck when

you read the posts out loud to your chinchilla, and ask him if that was a good one...lol

when you can't stand a human smacking but you could listen to your babies do it all night long!

oh wow I dont think thats what Anita had in mind when she desined the stealth wheel!

to add to that..you yell at your dog for barking while you're awake but ignore the suggies barking while you're supposed to be sleeping!

yep kyro, I like that too....

Yeah or give your snoring spouse a push hard enough to knock her out of bed and just say "aww how cute" when the suggies bark all night!!!

Owwww Lucky LMAO!!

Oh I am so mean Kylah...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You tell your boyfriend that he is so gross for burping so loud after a beer... while you're picking glider poop off your shoulder and flinging it into the trash...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You tell your kids that thing popping up and down on your chest is an alien about to bust out of your innards so they will run away and you can have the suggie all to yourself...

Back away from Uncle Ed, kids....slowly....slowly

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You interrupt the guided tour at the zoo and say:
"Blah, blah, blah, just show us the suggies already..."

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The gosh darn yip yip yipping of your neighbor's runty little lap dog sounds cute all of the sudden....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Neutering your alpha male trumps those NASCAR tickets you wanted so bad

when you have to scream (Whispering)at your kids to get out of the room. They're scaring the babies!

we want our mommy back.... (sniff)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You run out of disk space from all the suggie photos...

You know your a glider-neck when you swear a paper cut justifies calling 911 and a trip to the ER but yet a glider nearly biting your finger off is no big deal "just a flesh wound mate" and amazingly we go back for more!

You have stopped "drinking" only because fruit, veggies, and tofu took up all the room you had in the refrigerator for beer.......

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You wear long sleeves in the summer

when you don't have anything of importance to say and theres not many people around but you stay on the computer watching the site for hours anyway. Waiting for someone to show up and post something so you can reply to it. lol

Hey cokegirl do you have a webcam in my room spying on me

I see you lol ;)