You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You keep bending over to pick things up and throw them away so the suggies won't eat whatever it is...
[unless it's a cricket]

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You change-around nursery rhymes and bedtime stories to change the characters into gliders...
glider 'n boots
little red glider hood
big bad kookaburra and the three little suggies
joey thumb
gliderella

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

you dream about gliding instead of flying

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You tell the "globe of death" motorcycle guys they are wusses compared to Kazko's "amazing backflipping glider"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

a baby cries and you say "is tha all you got???"

You know you are the Super Glider Neck when you look at this sight and realize of the 12 pages...you wrote 9 of them...(must mean you think about themat least 20 hours out of 24.....awake and asleep)...


now just who could that be????

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When: when your mom calls she asks how are the kids (Baby and Honey)

LOL Roz...hmmmmm...who could that be?!?

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You openly admit you have a problem and don't care :-)

You Know You're a Glider Neck When:

You sit in your favorite comfy chair in a VERY uncomfortable position for over 30 minutes because one of the suggies is under your shirt and wants to crawl around on your back.

Oh Rita you poor thing! Don't go getting a muscle knot now!

Doitall48, I know what you mean, my dad had been in Brazil for a month on vacation. He called yesterday to tell me he is home and the next words out of his mouth is how are the babies, meaning sugar and spice. Weird!!!!! He didn't even ask about me, his ONLY girl What's going on here? First my husband now my dad.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Multitasking means something entirely different with multiple gliders let loose in the room...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Brown and grey seem so much more colorful than before...

tinkertoy mom only saw them one time and now hows patsy and the kids are the frist things on of her mouth jest not right lol

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You eat at your married/dating's place for dinner, and store food on the side for them and get crazy looks. lol Happened today! =)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your spouse was away for a week and before you allow your loved one to even unpack, a suggie nail-cutting session takes a front seat. (Oh hi hun, will you grab a towel please....)

you know your a glider-neck when....

your on vacation and people are looking at you weirdly because you buy a ton of palm tree baby-toys but yet your a teenager......

Lucky...I can top the disk sapce...
You know Your a GLider Neck when....YOu have a 100 gig hard drive just fo rglider pics! But your kids complain you dont have pics of them!

What? Kids? Please my babies are more photogenic!

Yes gliders are a lot more photogenic and they never ask for the keys to the car....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You talk more about their diet than the weather

you know your a glider neck when...
you look at the toy machines in the store and wonder what can I make out of those useless capsules? Oh wait I did that already lol

You know your a glidernesk when....
This is Your baby lol

...you have gotten used to chitin exoskeletons blowing around the house.

Ok Kyro, What the heck is that?

You go take the cage outside during a thunderstorm/tornado warning, to blast with the garden hose. Guess that is also classified stupid, dumb or crazy, also.

tinkertoy, that's the skin of mealies...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You take your trash to the curb and pick through everyone else's for anything remotely like a toy your gliders can use

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Glider bowls and dishes are washed diligently and you start using paper plates for yourself.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're just as puzzled by the ceiling fan spinning around as your gliders are...