You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your glider cage looks better than your Christmas Tree

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your mealie farm is the centerpiece of your dining room table

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're dissapointed when your gliders' scent glands are not in full bloom because you miss the funk.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your pickup truck has an "I brake for possums" bumper sticker on it

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You wish your kids were more like your gliders...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your spouse wishes you were more like a human

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You celebrate OOP anniversaries with cake and euc branches

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your rose bushes are barren of all blossoms....

or better yet.....

Your NEIGHBOR'S rose bushes are barren of all blossoms...

(Gee Frank, you must have a terrible beetle infestation......) :-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're ready to pick up a bat when someone says they look like one...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

They know you by name at Joanne's bargain fleece bin... and ask you to leave some for the other customers

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

In public, teenage girls laugh openly at your middle-aged neck based on what appears to be ill-deserved "hickies"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You stop having garage sales, because now you need all that stuff

... you find sugar gliders at a garage sale, you dont even bother to look at them because: 1. You know that you'll want to rescue them, and 2. You know that they will be in a tiny cage and fed nothing but hot dogs and seeds.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

They keep you up all night but still love 'em in the morning....

When you want to break into other members' houses with your suggies to let them play in their COOL playrooms!!

When your coworkers ask, "Where are the little sweethearts?" and it refers to the suggies in your office desk drawer

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You want to come back as a glider

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You can't walk past their cage without saying something to them (Babies, babies, are you up little babies??? Anyone want to play???)

You know your Glider-Neck when..........

You'r trying to sleep at night and you start to hear barking and look at your dog like what are you barking at then relize its your gliders!!

When you wake your husband at 2 a.m. cuz they were being SOOO cute and he wasn't, shall we say...,as "impressed" as you.

or better yet.....

Your NEIGHBOR'S rose bushes are barren of all blossoms...

(Gee Frank, you must have a terrible beetle infestation



I Sooo agree with one, and you go out in the middle of the night to pick them.
Or as me and a friend did, stop because there is a round about planted full of them, and its peak hour traffic and everybody is looking at these 2 women on the roundabout picking roses.

You go out even if its pouring because they have to have thier dinner and you have to pick it for them

Or even worse you get questioned by the police when your out picking leaves, wanting to know what your doing because firstly its illegal and secondly there have been a few breakin in that area.

LOL Rach...stopping traffic for them is a new one but the mental picture is worth it!!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When........
You write down the grocery list with a column of human and the other glider. And the glider grocery list is longer!!!!! That's just this week!

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Originally posted by Rach

...Or as me and a friend did, stop because there is a round about planted full of them, and its peak hour traffic and everybody is looking at these 2 women on the roundabout picking roses. You go out even if its pouring because they have to have thier dinner and you have to pick it for them. Or even worse you get questioned by the police when your out picking leaves, wanting to know what your doing because firstly its illegal and secondly there have been a few breakin in that area...

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I just can't help myself (if you know the "Blue Boy" episode you'll get this....)

I'm Sgt. Joe Friday and this is my partner Officer Gannon. We were on the Adelaide beat running down a lead on some feaky, no good hippies picking flowers in a roundabout. These tripped-out flower children spoke some weird lingo - probably some kind of anti-society sub-culture rap - it was sad, just sad....

St. Joe Friday:
Ma'am, this is no place to be picking flowers. You hopped-up kids are gonna cause an accident and then we'll be knocking at your parents door breaking the bad news about your untimely deaths. Tell, me, what's with you Microbus-riding, paisley wearing flower pickers anyway?

Rach:
Oy it's dogs balls aint it dag? Me an' sheila here wuz just fossicking through the bush cuz we's greenies makin' good for possums. We ain't any Vee Dub-ridin, dole bludgin' ferals, but fair dinkim ridgy-didge crow eaters.

St. Joe Friday:
"Just the facts, ma'am"

Rach:
Not the full quid ey??? Wanna just cut the earbashing and chuck a yewy and shove off to the top end o' Woop Woop?

St. Joe Friday:
"sorry ma'am but you can't pick flowers here"

Rach:
Holy dooley! It ain't worth a divvy van jaunt - we were just
scorin' tucker for the glider mob. Shove off and chase a bingle.

St. Joe Friday:
"Ok that's it flower child, we're going downtown...."

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

You hear: "Hey dude, like you got bat-faced rodents hanging all over your ice cream"
And you say: "Oh those are just spoiled possums."
And you hear: "Woooaaahhhh"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

The shrimp in the freezer isn't for you

The manager of WalMart stops and questions you about the grapes you stole and put into your shirt!
(Yes it did happen to me)

lol thats really funny Angie!! I like that one!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

You don't take your gliders to R rated movies because they are too young