You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You no longer freak out when a bat gets in the house.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You don't even know how to draw but keep doodling glider heads

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're introduced as "the one with all the squirrels in his house"

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You use your wife's nice collander to sift mealies and she stops yelling at you because you just can't help yourself

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You sneak around their cage at night so they don't see you cuz your'e late prepating their food

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You cry when your joeys stop nursing (graduation day)

You spend more at the vet than you did for your kids' school clothes AND physicals. SHEESH!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You wonder how Iggy Pop would behave as a glider

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You get all bummed out because your gliders won't ride in the toy car you bought them...

Yeah Kylah and more time preparing glider food than with their homework... :-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You have to show your vet how to hold them

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The advice you give to young mothers of (human children) who are crying is:
"Go ahead an pet it, even if it bites"

Your gliders have more toys then your child. ( also true, LOL)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You're disapointed when your alpha male only marks you twice

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your family thinks something kinky is going on in your bedroom because there are too many ropes and such hanging from the bed...

Angie, you mean YOU have more toys than your child (hee hee)

LMAO Lucky!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

The hamster habitat you built for the gliders extends to more than two rooms

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You think of alternate lyrics for every popular song...

I want you. I need you. But don't you know that I can never clilmb in that cage with you. But don't be saaaad, cuz two out of three ain't bad...

What a great song!!! I LOVE Meatloaf!!! But today is Elvis' day.

So -

You aint nothin but a suggie - glidin all the time.
You aint nothin but a suggie - glidin all the time.
You always eat your mealies and you are a friend of mine.

I know - very cheesy!!

Hey Lucky here's one for you!
You are my suggie, my only suggie, you make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you, so please don't take my suggie away. You know your a glider neck when! just sing the above. Need I say more. hehehe

You know you're a glider-neck when you stay on the sugar glider website until 3:00 in the morning

So it looks like I'm not the only one who makes up suggie lyrics for popular songs.... I guess it's obvious that I am amongst some hard core glidernecks!!! Oh I love you guys!

Hey, Penelopee, yes you are infected.... :-)

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You stop at pet stores for no other reason than to see if they have and are mistreating gliders....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Saturday mornings are no longer about sleeping in....

You know You're a Glider-Neck When...

You make your first purchase off of Ebay and it is for Suggie Items! And ur really excited about it!

You Know You're A Glider Neck When:

You make out your grocery list and realize the first 10 items on the list are for the suggies.

I've got suggies on a cloudy day, when it's cold outside I've got my Jazmine May. I guess you'ld say what can make me feel this way. My girls, my girls, talking bout my girls, my girls. I got so much honey the suggies envy me...... Oh Lg I hate that you ever got that in my head. Now I'm changing all kinds of songs. I need professional help:) Gliderneck, gliderneck!!!!!!!!

THIS ONE IS FOR KAZKO!!!!

You Know You're a Glider Neck When:

You put a web cam on your Meal Worm Farm!!!! LOL

You get a sugar glider tattoo that you know a few other people may have, but you simply don't care because this tattoo is not about unique-ness its about how these little boogers became part of you.